Raving about random people

There are people in this world, who think being random and REAAALLLY weird is funny

this is a major misconception, as these people deserve nothing but a lecture (no prob) on how life will never turn out well for them, as being random has never helped anyone

a particular kid in my year is like this. he likes to 'chime' into conversations having nothing to do with him and be a relatively strong attention whore. 2 years pass, and my tolerance runs out, so i tell him off, with a lucrative but well structured argument outlining his major malfunction.

and he replies with this very well thoguht out rebuttle:
'Yeah, you're angry like Mr.Crabs in Spongebob, heeeheee, YIPPEEE!!! I LOOOVE POKEMON! PIKA PIKA!

it is at this point where my anger rises over 9000 in the power levels, and i leave without a word.

Now, don't get me wrong, i think that spongebob is a very entertaining, eventful and fucktastic show, but...to continuiously, mention him in everything..then hit off on a tangent....is...infuriating at least.

so, here's my solution, and it has worked for a while now, and i ahve dealt with the 'rpoblem' for some time now

Talk to him in a cool, calm and collective voice, saying 'hey ____, i know how cool spongebob and the other stuff you mention is, but i don't think anyone likes you, personally, i think being random, stopped being funny the first time you started being it, it is very distasteful, immature and you are a bad person. It hurts my ears everytime you say those things, and make me want to put my fist in your mouth everytime you open it, so please my dear classmate, i am asking you as a human being to stop, i beg you good sir'

...this time he walked away without a word...

gg